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tami-taylors-hair: “These Florida kids are not fucking around. ”

tami-taylors-hair:

These Florida kids are not fucking around. 

figmentera: “ ‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and...

figmentera:

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke. 

its comedy gold, just in that first line

verygayandverytired: “ ramenfuneral: “ oppa-homeless-style: “ pettankochan: “ pettankochan: “Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling. ” oof…. Now this is perfection. nice and juicy ” call that a freshlight ” nothing like deep...

verygayandverytired:

ramenfuneral:

oppa-homeless-style:

pettankochan:

pettankochan:

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

oof….

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Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

(Source: komyu-shou)

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)

bigtea3:

gahdamnpunk:

Tell them the air is halal too

Scream…….

snapchatting2:

magitekgaymer:

snapchatting2:

Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

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This is oddly specific.

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c-cassandra: “Midterms are scary. ”

c-cassandra:

Midterms are scary.

tapewormuprising:

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new reaction image

(Source: milkwurm)

mysticalcoffeequeen:

tooiconic:

drkarayua:

mastergir:

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

This is unsettling.

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

A round of applause

(Source: vecherion)

unclefather: “Pornhub comments ”

unclefather:

Pornhub comments

(Source: unclefather)

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn’t improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don’t you think

nakedbybria:

meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

yes.

(Source: greelin)

rihannafenty:

Rihanna at Zac Posen’s studio.

samus-aran-the-hunter:

So I know all about your protectiveness of Pikachu, but I just saw this video and I wanted to know your opinion on it:

sweet-bitsy: “ HE’S SO SMART AND EVIL ”

sweet-bitsy:

HE’S SO SMART AND EVIL

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

queenbean03:

younggenji:

jyushimachuu:

op: let ppl ship what they want, it’s fictional! 

me: that’s fair 

op: so it’s ok to ship inc*st and p*dophilia 

me:

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i immediately lost 5 followers after this lmao thank god

When I say “let people ship what they want” I mean stuff like silly crack ships or crossover ships or shipping OCs with canon characters. Incest and pedophilia ships are always shit.